I like traffic wardens.

[Sir.Tony]

MrNatural wrote:

Whenever I pass one in the street I try to offer them a few friendly words of encouragement, for the very worthwhile but onerous job they are doing. Pity though there is not more of them to prevent widespread illegal parking.

What are you smoking??? Traffic wardens are real low life scum(the sort of people who will loot your house in a black-out).

They are sort of idiots who cant get any other job. The only reason they are traffic wardens, because the JobCentre threatened to stop posting the weekly dole money to them.

 

[Nemesis - RIP Sir Doggalot.]

Sir.Tony wrote:

MrNatural wrote:

> Whenever I pass one in the street I try to offer them a few
> friendly words of encouragement, for the very worthwhile but
> onerous job they are doing. Pity though there is not more of them
> to prevent widespread illegal parking.
>

What are you smoking??? Traffic wardens are real low life scum(the sort of people who will loot your house in a black-out).

They are sort of idiots who cant get any other job. The only reason ...

What's the matter Tony - did your last gay lover run off with a Traffic Warden or did one of them catch you masturbating on a double yellow band?

Never mind eh? You can't help your little inadequacies - you're just a bit of a loser. Now of course, you are going to lose your life as well.

 

[Sir.Tony]

"Rob" wrote:

"Sir.Tony" wrote:

> MrNatural wrote:
>
> > Whenever I pass one in the street I try to offer them a few friendly words
> > of encouragement, for the very worthwhile but onerous job they are doing.
> > Pity though there is not more of them to prevent widespread illegal
> > parking.
> >
>
...

of

> people who will loot your house in a black-out).
>
> They are sort of idiots who cant get any other job. The only reason they are
> traffic wardens, because the JobCentre threatened to stop posting the weekly
> dole money to them.
>

Some traffic wordens are OK, well the good looking females ones anyway!

They are out to issue as many tickets as possible, the scooter riding ones are the worst out of the lot. They hide around the corner and wait for you to walk-away from your vehicle, then pop out quickly to write a ticket then go back to hide again. And some of them even follow people and as soon as your parked, they ride their scooter around the corner hide and wait for you to walk away.

That is the actions of a real low-life

 

[Rob (5)]

"Sir.Tony" wrote:

MrNatural wrote:

> Whenever I pass one in the street I try to offer them a few friendly

words

> of encouragement, for the very worthwhile but onerous job they are

doing.

> Pity though there is not more of them to prevent widespread illegal
> parking.
>

What are you smoking??? Traffic wardens are real low life scum(the sort of people who will loot your house in a black-out).

They are sort of idiots who cant get any other job. The only reason they

are

traffic wardens, because the JobCentre threatened to stop posting the

weekly

dole money to them.

Some traffic wordens are OK, well the good looking females ones anyway!

 

[Brimstone]

Sir.Tony wrote:

"Rob" wrote:

> "Sir.Tony" wrote:
>
>> MrNatural wrote:
>>
>>> Whenever I pass one in the street I try to offer them a few
>>> friendly words of encouragement, for the very worthwhile but
>>> onerous job they are doing. Pity though there is not more of them
>>> to prevent widespread illegal parking.
>>>
>>
...

Has one of these "low-lifes" ever given you a ticket when you've parked legally?

 

[Sir.Tony]

"Brimstone" wrote:

Sir.Tony wrote:
> "Rob" wrote:
>
>> "Sir.Tony" wrote:
>>
>>> MrNatural wrote:
>>>
>>>> Whenever I pass one in the street I try to offer them a few
>>>> friendly words of encouragement, for the very worthwhile but
>>>> onerous job they are doing. Pity though there is not more of them
>>>> to prevent widespread illegal parking.
>>>>
...

I parked my motorbike in a motorbike parking bay once, and one of shit-head traffic wardens still issued a ticket.

Them STINKING TRAFFIC WARDENS!!!

 

[Catman]

Sir.Tony wrote:
<snip>

>
> Has one of these "low-lifes" ever given you a ticket when you've parked
> legally?
>
>
I parked my motorbike in a motorbike parking bay once, and one of shit-head traffic wardens still issued a ticket.

Them STINKING TRAFFIC WARDENS!!!

You are almost cetainly lying.

You truely are the biggest, single twat I have ever seen on usenet, apart form perhaps Messrs Parsnip and Kyle.

 

[malc]

"Sir.Tony" wrote:

"Brimstone" wrote:

> Sir.Tony wrote:
> > "Rob" wrote:
> >
> >> "Sir.Tony" wrote:
> >>
> >>> MrNatural wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Whenever I pass one in the street I try to offer them a few
> >>>> friendly words of encouragement, for the very worthwhile but
> >>>> onerous job they are doing. Pity though there is not more of them ...

shit-head

traffic wardens still issued a ticket.

Them STINKING TRAFFIC WARDENS!!!

Thank goodness the weekend is almost over...Tony, don't forget to take your meds

 

[Mark (archive)]

"Brimstone" wrote:

Has one of these "low-lifes" ever given you a ticket when you've parked legally?

People who think that laws should be rigorously enforced just because 'they're the law' are among the worst kinds of low-lives. Often we break bogus laws for reasons that any decent person could understand, but low-life jobsworths will ignore in order to give them an excuse to ruin someone's day for no reason other than their own vindictiveness or greed. Justice is far more important than law, but in the UK we have a lot of laws and very little justice.

Also, I went to visit my parents a while back. The only empty parking space left in their road was clearly marked with white lines showing it as a valid parking space... but also had older double yellow lines along the kerb. Was I legally parked or not?

Mark

 

[Brimstone]

Mark wrote:

"Brimstone" wrote:
...
> Has one of these "low-lifes" ever given you a ticket when you've
> parked
> legally?

People who think that laws should be rigorously enforced just because 'they're the law' are among the worst kinds of low-lives. Often we break bogus laws for reasons that any decent person could understand, but low-life jobsworths will ignore in order to give them an excuse to ruin someone's day for no reason other than their own vindictiveness or greed. Justice is far more important than law, but in the UK we ...

Yup agree with that.

I actually managed to get my own back one day on a Traffic Warden who was failing to show common sense.

I was working as a agency driver for a parcel delivery company. The regular driver had damaged himself and couldn't drive but could carry small parcels and packages.

We had a delivery to make at an office in Buckingham Palace Road, I stopped on double yellow lines outside the front door and behind a special designated parking space for a diplomat of some description. The other guy took the parcel in. Needless to say the usual TW appeared from out of a puff of smoke and uttered those immortal words, " You can't park here".

I explained why I was there and that the other chap was inside delivering the parcel. Needless to say the usual response came back. I then pointed out that I was causing no more obstruction than the car that was legally parked in the bay. That cut no ice either ("he's got permission to be there") so she made me move on. So I did, up to the mini-roundabout by Buck House turned round and drove back past her,.at 5mph.