Fucking traffic-wardens!!!

[Sir.Tony]

They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate. Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.

I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was unloading!

 

[Shadow]

"Sir.Tony" wrote:

They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to

reed

a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate. Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.

I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was

unloading!

Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?

--

U all ride safely, now ;-)

Cheers,

Jack.

 

[dogsBollix]

"Sir.Tony" wrote in

They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate. Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.

I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was unloading!

well thank you for sharing your "thought of the day" with us but i don't think Michael Jackson (god bless him) will be very interested

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[Pierre]

"Sir.Tony" wrote:

I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was unloading!

I have stopped counting the BT vans with tickets issued whilst they were working.
P.

 

[Death]

"Shadow" wrote:

"Sir.Tony" wrote:

> They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed
> a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
> Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
>
>
> I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was unloading!

Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?

Not too well, little wonder he is lost.

 

[Lordy]

They are sneaky bastards.

No they aren't.

I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.

Well here's a thought...

...DON'T STOP ON A FUCKING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, TWAT.

HTH

 

[Sir.Tony]

"Lordy" wrote:

> They are sneaky bastards.

No they aren't.

> I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
> a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.

Well here's a thought...

...DON'T STOP ON A FUCKING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, TWAT.

You are aloud to stop on a double wallow lines for 5 minutes & 20 minutes on single wallow line.

 

[AstraVanMan]

> They are sneaky bastards.

No they aren't.

> I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
> a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.

Well here's a thought...

...DON'T STOP ON A FUCKING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, TWAT.

HTH

Stopping on a double yellow line isn't an offence unless you're parked, or unless it's a specifically marked "no stopping" zone, like a red route or similar.

Peter

 

[Sir.Tony]

"Pierre" wrote:

"Sir.Tony" wrote:
> I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was

unloading!

I have stopped counting the BT vans with tickets issued whilst they were

working.

One of them stinking traffic-wardens had put a ticket on my motorbike when it was parked in motorbike parking bay.

Them scum-bag traffic-wardens!

 

[JP]

On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 07:56:25 GMT, "Sir.Tony"
wrote:

>
You are aloud to stop on a double wallow lines for 5 minutes & 20 minutes on single wallow line.

Absolute cobblers - can you point me to a legal reference on that ridiculous statement? Nope? Because there isnt one and not surprisingly you are yet again taking cobblers

 

[Ben Jones]

In Liverpool a crane was lifting an exhibit through the roof of Liverpool Museum. A traffic warden ticketed the crane! There's been big problems with the wardens in Liverpool resulting in the private company responsible for traffic wardens chosing to leaving their contract with 30 days notice to the council!

Traffic wardens were awful in Liverpool!

"AstraVanMan" wrote:

> > They are sneaky bastards.
>
> No they aren't.
>
> > I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
> > a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
>
> Well here's a thought...
>
> ...DON'T STOP ON A FUCKING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, TWAT.
>
> HTH
...

 

[Catman]

Ben Jones wrote:

In Liverpool a crane was lifting an exhibit through the roof of Liverpool Museum. A traffic warden ticketed the crane!

Was it legaly parked? Seem unlikley, therefore, what's the problem?

 

[William J. Wolfe]

"Death" wrote:

"Shadow" wrote:
>
> "Sir.Tony" wrote:
>
> > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed
> > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
> > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> >
> >
> > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> unloading!
...

I'm not surprised. It's a typical fuckwitted bicycle messenger boy. THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at shit jobs and STILL a virgin.

 

[Sir.Tony]

"William J. Wolfe" wrote:

"Death" wrote:

...

> "Shadow" wrote:

> >
> > "Sir.Tony" wrote:
> >
> > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow

to

> reed
> > > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number

plate.

> > > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> > >
> > >
> > > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> > unloading!
> >
> > Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
> >
> Not too well, little wonder he is lost.

I'm not surprised. It's a typical fuckwitted bicycle messenger boy. THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at shit jobs and ...

Talking about yourself, are we?

You gay racist!

 

[dogsBollix]

"Sir.Tony" wrote in

"William J. Wolfe" wrote:

> "Death" wrote:
...
> > "Shadow" wrote:

> > >
> > > "Sir.Tony" wrote:
> > >
> > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to
> > reed
...

why is it that Dickheads Always call themselves "sir" or "lord". is it something to do with the size of their dick ?

 

[William J. Wolfe]

"Sir.Tony" wrote:

"William J. Wolfe" wrote:

> "Death" wrote:
...
> > "Shadow" wrote:

> > >
> > > "Sir.Tony" wrote:
> > >
> > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed ...

Since I am not 37 years old, am not a messenger boy, hardly likely, messenger BOY.

You gay

Dream on doggy boy.

 

[G_Reaper]

(Willy 'Wino' Wolfe) wrote:

"Sir.Tony" wrote:
> "William J. Wolfe" wrote:
>
> > "Death" wrote:
...
> > > "Shadow" wrote:

> > > >
> > > > "Sir.Tony" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow
> to
...

**Yes we know you're not 37 you ol' fool...you're closer to 87 I'd say. Either that or 2 years old. Your pathetic mentally deficient postings prove that. You couldn't be a messenger boy because you're too stupid to ride a bike! Hell....you have trouble walking & drooling at the same time retard! How's the sheep shaggin' been lately you senile old jackass?? Better go drink another bottle of cheap rot gut, then go pass out in a dumpster, as is your usual daily routine.**

 

[Sir.Tony]

"G_Reaper" wrote:

(Willy 'Wino' Wolfe) wrote in

message ...

> "Sir.Tony" wrote:

...

> > "William J. Wolfe" wrote:
> >
> > > "Death" wrote:
> ...
> > > > "Shadow" wrote:
>
> > > > >
> > > > > "Sir.Tony" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double

yellow

> > to
> > reed
> > > > > > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my

number

> plate.
> > > > > > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he

was

> > > > > unloading!
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
> > > > >
> > > > Not too well, little wonder he is lost.
> > >
> > > I'm not surprised. It's a typical fuckwitted bicycle messenger boy.
> > > THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at shit jobs and
> > > STILL a virgin.
> >
> > Talking about yourself, are we?
>
...

messenger BOY.

>
**Yes we know you're not 37 you ol' fool...you're closer to 87 I'd say. Either that or 2 years old. Your pathetic mentally deficient postings prove that. You couldn't be a messenger boy because you're too stupid to ride a bike! Hell....you have trouble walking & drooling at the same time retard! How's the sheep shaggin' been lately you senile old jackass?? Better go drink another bottle of cheap rot gut, then go pass out in a dumpster, as is your usual daily routine.**

BEWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great stuff,....Hell done.

 

[Shadow]

BEWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great stuff,....Hell done.

Tony,

If it weren't for your idiocy - I'd give you a pass. Get the **** out of amm-j and make a few people happy, ok? There's a good boy.

Jack

 

[Lordy]

> > I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
> > a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
>
> Well here's a thought...
>
> ...DON'T STOP ON A FUCKING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, TWAT.
>
You are aloud to stop on a double wallow lines for 5 minutes

Absolute crap, double yellows means no parking.

20 minutes on single wallow line.

Absolute crap, a single yellow line means controlled parking within certain times.