My car keeps stopping....

[nameless]

Every time I press the middle peddle the car slows down.
Yet when I press the peddle on the right it speeds up.
I'm sure some bight spark here can tell me the problem.

 

[Rob]

Cymru am byth! Sariad Cymraeg?!

 

[R. Murphy]

Peddle - there's the problem.

I use the pedals, it's better than flogging-off bits of the car