At the risk of being called a "pedantic tosser", I have a question. I have an Omega, '94, and I remember my '89 Cav did the same thing....... If you happen to leave the indicator stalk down or up, it leaves that sides side-light on. I know why, and what it's for, but being a person who drives for a living, unlike a lot of other tossers on the roads who like to leave you guessing, especially on roundabouts, I do indicate, this even includes when parking. Countless times I've had to go back to the car and turn the stupid "sided" parking light off. Is there any way to disable this? With thanks. -- Richard "Productively wasting time" If replying directly, remove "aqua". -----
What an apt name I will call you dick for short. There is no way that a plank like you will be able to disable this. It can be done but trust me a retard like you would struggle to do it.
I only let my friends call me Dick, you haven't got off to a good start in that department I'm afraid, but who knows, some of my best friendships have started out with cross words. You don't know me or what I am able to do, you judge too soon. I could go through the schematics and see which relay is responsible, but I thought some kind soul here would save me a little time. You should team up with Kadaitcha Man from alt.windows98, you could troll together. On second thoughts, don't bother, I've just looked through your posts, at least K-man does point people in the right direction while berating. -- Richard "Productively wasting time" If replying directly, remove "aqua". -----
Oh how clever Dick can read through a schematics. There was me thinking that you hanging around alt.windows 98 meant you lived in the past. I work at a London Vauxhall dealer as a mechanic/auto electrician and we get plebs like you in all the time. These retards would have trouble putting air in the tyres. Yet they come in wanting to know the most complex subjects. Believe me Dick your pea sized brain will not be able to grasp it.
I know this is just a wind up but why? Personally it does not worry me that the side lights stay on because I cancel the indicators after parking but why shouldn't someone want the feature disabled? Alan
Nice to see that the helpfull arseholes are still on this site. I wouldn't let some of you v/hall techies touch my kids scalextric car. " It won't do what mate " then thinks "it must be the doobrie thing i know f**k all about but i don't want to look a divvy" so leave it with us we'll have a look see and charge you for nothing. Just my opinion (he he ) I ain't a gynacologist but i'll have a look.
You obviously very talented as your working for Vauxhall, I bet you are the best mechanic in the garage............ but im assuming there that the rest are all rejects from from "proper" garages that dont fleece you soon as you walk in. Be a big man and leave your name and where you work, see how long you last there after that! You have some sort of issue cos your only earning just above minimun wage while the dealer is racking in £40 an hour for your labour? In fact, I know, I bet you are the stupid chav that they get to wash the cars but cos you have seen an engine you think you can work on one. Now go and get a proper job boy Steve
nice one steve i agree totally. the idea is to help each other on the group not to show yourself as a useless, self centered, i am the greatest, bigheaded f***ing nob jockey. By the way i won't reply to this thread any more as i've nothing left to say but i will email the original poster with some advice. Only i dont want straight talker to learn what the answer is to this question. I mean how big would his head be if he was the ONLY vauxhall techie with the answer.
